Friday, November 18, 2011

Things make me happy


Hang your peasant heads in shame, and fall asleep tonight knowing that WE ARE wayyyy cooler than you : )

#thingsmakemehappy

Sunday, July 31, 2011

Caution - Structurally Compromising Degradation

Hey shit be fucked up sometimes.. thats just how it be, ya know. the worlds fucked up, thats facts, cant change that. most people on earth be off some shit. we are all greedy scheming lying disgusting people, and we all have our ulterior motives, but i mean thats just the shit that makes shit interesting and fun right? i think so. i think we should take to the streets and tear this whole motherfucker down, burn it all, tear some poor motherfuckers face off. i say we embrace our vices better yet, lets celebrate them! i say we REALLY live every day like its our last. I say we take what we want and destroy what we don't, while having no mercy for the unlucky scab that winds up on the bottom of the totem pole. fuck it.
sadly until everyone else in the world comes completely unwired and starts short circuiting like me that's probably not gonna happen.

call me when when the world ends. i don't know about you but I'll be holding my fucking breath.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

WE BACK!

FUCKSATBEATS AINT DEAD!!!!

STILL SHITTIN ON DA HATERZ!!!!

Monday, May 17, 2010

Lost 40


You know we only fuck with the Bear tho

Friday, May 7, 2010


SAT FAM... WE DOIN IT BIG... FUCK ALL HATERS... FUCK ALL THE SKEEZERS... AND FUCK YOU!

Thursday, May 6, 2010

IMMA MAKE YOU AN OFFER YOU CAN'T REFUSE

WASSUP FAGTS, THIS CHEWYBACA AKA THE COCKFATHER AKA JSHANK AKA THE GREAT WHITE HOPE OF NO BOUNCE MUZIK AKA FUTURE RESIDENT OF EMMA WATSON'S GUTS REPPIN' COCKMAFIA TO DA FULLEST. YOU GOT DAUGHTERS? IMMA FCK EM. YOU GOT MOTHERS? IMMA FCK EM. YOU GOT BROTHERS? I AIN'T GON FUCK EM BUT I FUCK EM UP YADADADADADA. MY BOY JUS CAME THRU WIT DAT AYO FOR YAYO SO I'M OUT DIS BITCH. COCKFAM UP!

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

i love marcus and alex!!!

New Blogger

(From Left to Right) Jar Jar Drinks, Dat Girl, Beam Me Up Shotty


This is your guy Jar Jar Drinks, the newest poster on www.fuckSATbeats.com

I'd like to thank the rest of the posters for the quality work they've put in thus far...but gonna bring my own style and mutherfucking flavor to this bitch, keeping you up to date with whats going on in the lab, new releases and when you need to be asking all your fucking homies to pump that hot new SAT track. SAT FAM OUT


Sunday, May 2, 2010

PROM SEASON




okay so... what would you do if your ex prom dates date was fucking your prom date??? if you were SAT you would burn your face on the stove while trying to light a cigarette and then pass out on the looooooove seat. now... what would you do if you were nick martin renshaw? i would prolly lie about SAT's prom date hooking up with his ex prom dates date while wearing the same train ridin lakers outfit he wore the night before. Pretty much runnin the bloK. right??

Friday, April 30, 2010

from the sat family: we hate you

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

HOLY SHIT IS THAT AN SAT BEAT!?!?! yes nigga it is. and I am the newest member of this here STUNNA MUTHAFUCKIN MOVMENT we like to call FUCKSATBEATS and I am comin straight at you from the MUTHAFUCKIN CENTRAL DIIIISTRIIIICT bitches. ill be keeping you up to date on all the BITCH-ASS-NESS and DOUCHE-BAGGERY i encounter in the streets... OR I MIGHT JUST GIVE YA NIGGGAZ A PIECE OF MY MIND :)


SOME PARTING WORDS: the niggaz thats gettin mad... thems the ones im talkin about.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

sat's girlfriend

Thursday, April 1, 2010

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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