Things make me happy

Hang your peasant heads in shame, and fall asleep tonight knowing that WE ARE wayyyy cooler than you : )

#thingsmakemehappy

Caution - Structurally Compromising Degradation

Hey shit be fucked up sometimes.. thats just how it be, ya know. the worlds fucked up, thats facts, cant change that. most people on earth be off some shit. we are all greedy scheming lying disgusting people, and we all have our ulterior motives, but i mean thats just the shit that makes shit interesting and fun right? i think so. i think we should take to the streets and tear this whole motherfucker down, burn it all, tear some poor motherfuckers face off. i say we embrace our vices better yet, lets celebrate them! i say we REALLY live every day like its our last. I say we take what we want and destroy what we don't, while having no mercy for the unlucky scab that winds up on the bottom of the totem pole. fuck it.

sadly until everyone else in the world comes completely unwired and starts short circuiting like me that's probably not gonna happen.

call me when when the world ends. i don't know about you but I'll be holding my fucking breath.

WE BACK!

FUCKSATBEATS AINT DEAD!!!!

STILL SHITTIN ON DA HATERZ!!!!

Lost 40

You know we only fuck with the Bear tho

SAT FAM... WE DOIN IT BIG... FUCK ALL HATERS... FUCK ALL THE SKEEZERS... AND FUCK YOU!

i love marcus and alex!!!

New Blogger

(From Left to Right) Jar Jar Drinks, Dat Girl, Beam Me Up Shotty

This is your guy Jar Jar Drinks, the newest poster on www.fuckSATbeats.com

I'd like to thank the rest of the posters for the quality work they've put in thus far...but gonna bring my own style and mutherfucking flavor to this bitch, keeping you up to date with whats going on in the lab, new releases and when you need to be asking all your fucking homies to pump that hot new SAT track. SAT FAM OUT

PROM SEASON

okay so... what would you do if your ex prom dates date was fucking your prom date??? if you were SAT you would burn your face on the stove while trying to light a cigarette and then pass out on the looooooove seat. now... what would you do if you were nick martin renshaw? i would prolly lie about SAT's prom date hooking up with his ex prom dates date while wearing the same train ridin lakers outfit he wore the night before. Pretty much runnin the bloK. right??

from the sat family: we hate you

HOLY SHIT IS THAT AN SAT BEAT!?!?! yes nigga it is. and I am the newest member of this here STUNNA MUTHAFUCKIN MOVMENT we like to call FUCKSATBEATS and I am comin straight at you from the MUTHAFUCKIN CENTRAL DIIIISTRIIIICT bitches. ill be keeping you up to date on all the BITCH-ASS-NESS and DOUCHE-BAGGERY i encounter in the streets... OR I MIGHT JUST GIVE YA NIGGGAZ A PIECE OF MY MIND :)

SOME PARTING WORDS: the niggaz thats gettin mad... thems the ones im talkin about.

sat's girlfriend

Check out the new video from the Cock Mafia family. The Cockfather aka J-Shank produced by Cock Ciglioni. no bromo

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

YOURE NOT GOING TO FUCKING BELIEVE THIS SHIT. IVE SEEN ALOT OF SHIT BEFORE LIKE DUDES KILLIN DUDES N SHIT BUT THIS IS FUCKIN NUTS MAN. WARNING: NOT FOR THE "FAINT OF HEART" (read: PUSSY ASS BITCHES)

CLICK HERE TO SEE THE CRAZIEST FUCKING SHIT YOU'LL EVER FUCKING SEE.

new contribuHATER

WWWWWAAAAASSSHHHGGGGOOOOOD HATERS. Im the new contributor out the camp, straight reppin C-MAFIA. Look Out for Darth Dro, the ostentatious pimp/player/ ill rime sayer. And over and above all FUCK THAT WAK-ASS S.A.T. BULLLSHIIIT.

alaskas got bears, fuck you uplake

this fuckin city we live in. my homies are goin to alaska and thats hella far away, but they got one thing we dont got. they got fuckin BIIGG bears dude, i went all the way to the top of the US just to get some fuckin big bear and still couldnt get it. in alaska tho, they got hella big bear cus people get eatin and shit by hela type of fuckin animals and shit. the problem with this is that they cant even bring back the fuckin big bear forties cus the fuckin bullshit> big bears arent coo with teh feds heere dude. but at least we did we did our best, to find the bears bro. but atleast we got OE... FUCK THAT. i just wanted big bears, and you all knew this.



space age to ground control...SPACE AGE MISSION 1 confirms there is no big bear in seattle...fuck

we promoted tho by posting hella oh fuck fliers about my shit i my city. anyways, my firends are going to alaska, shits stupid cus the oxy is hella expensive there and the bears are hella fuckin mean, but at least that trip fuckin sucks. i;ll be here, goin fuckin ham cus its friday and we got nothin to fuckin do.

haters lick da fuckin bitches nuts cus my nuts too fuckin elite. smok blunts dipped in FUCK THE HATERS cus that sihts greezy. fuck you

Luke Bluntwalker signin out